Wednesday, November 3, 2010

JYAAACKPOT!!!!

Well for those of you wondering, we survived that alligator, and court didn't buy crocs and we returned safely to dry land. Upon getting back into the city we parked the car and went to play our standard 30 minutes at Harrahs. When we started out we weren't expecting anything except losing money...however....court had to go and screw up our plans....How could she screw up the plan of losing money you ask? Well here's how.Yup....your eyes aren't playing tricks...nope that isn't the little default screen to entice you to play. You are looking at a 10, J, Q, K, A of diamonds...royal freak'n flush! Court screwed up our plans in a big way by winning ONE THOUSAND SMACKERS!!!! IN YOUR FACE HARRAHS TRYING TO GET US TO SPEND MORE ON PARKING THAN $35!!! MWWWAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! suckers. We sure showed them! Don't mess with the Ligers. It woulda been better for them to just give us the parking for free! Buuut nnoooooooOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOooooo! They had to try and take more of our money, when what really happened was we got a months worth of parking!! HAHA!!!

After that we promptly cashed out and got the heck outa there before the casino could guilt trip court into losing her money.
We then headed out to our original destination for the day, Cafe Du Monde. About half way there the folly of Shoney's caught up with your author as he proceeded to get nauseous, light headed, and could barely walk....But he trucked on for the promise of fried dough covered in powdered sugar awaited him at the end of the arduous journey. Along the way the group came across a large gathering baring the way to deep fried gloriness. Stopping for a moment to see what the hubbub was about the group witnessed quite the spectacle. It was a group of street performers and these were no ordinary performers like those human statue posers in the evil land of Bourbon Street. The performers found here were schooled in the way of the dance and the cracking of wise.
After the show we journeyed the last few yards to Cafe Du Monde where the fried goodness awaited in all its golden awesomesauce. We picked up 2 orders, a couple coffee's, 2 sodas, and a bottle of water. The savory delights were devoured forthwith and the beverages guzzled (except for the coffee....ouch). Feeling revitalized the group headed back to the hotel to get ready for the Halloween parade which would be starting at 7:30! We are totally stoked!!!!

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